That's intense
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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