ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I don't deserve a penis
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
