Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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