You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I am naked and annoyed.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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