dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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