I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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