i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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