She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
don't judge my taste in strippers
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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