Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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