ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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