just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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