I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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