i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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