matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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