Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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