Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
They have beer where we have blood.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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