i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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