she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
We need a shit load of segways right now
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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