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You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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