theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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