Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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