In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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