He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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