kristin has been a bad kristin
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
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I just started talking about how noodles were so good
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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