Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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