so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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