I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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