you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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