There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I think your dad took our porno
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
tell me about the fingering
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