Farmville is her only friend.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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