Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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