You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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