you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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