He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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