look no pants
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
whose parrot is this?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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