I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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