I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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