maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you didnt know i had herpes?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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