i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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