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the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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