so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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