Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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