It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Randomize
