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There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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