I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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