I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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