all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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