my vag is so smooth its legendary
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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