You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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