i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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