Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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