What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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