Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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