i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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