i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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